I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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