you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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