Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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