Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
