Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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