these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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