I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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