Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I enjoy the company of your penis
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