i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
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