On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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