can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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