I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Randomize
