the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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