K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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