Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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