Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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