bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
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