That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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