Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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