I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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