What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
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