you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
The air was thick with penises
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Randomize
