If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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