I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Also, beer. Big fan.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
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