that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Buhtt sex?
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
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