know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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