My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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