oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
You're like the curious george of whores
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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