Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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