I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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