i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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