Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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