jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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