brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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