I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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