look no pants
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
did i just pee glitter
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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