just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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