lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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