Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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