When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I think my moral compass just broke
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Randomize