we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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