and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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