So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
