So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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