i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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