i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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