i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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