Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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