For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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