did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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