question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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