I'm drive I can fine osifer
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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